Took the family to a soccer match this week. Ronaldo took my wife.
GAME 1: ADLA vs CLC SPORTS Summary: I got a rebound last night in the third quarter, lowered my shoulder to draw contact before going back up and the dude just stood there, I literally bounced off him five feet and fell to the floor. Hit the shot though, my ego demands my fingers to […]
1. You Have No Friends 2. Not Ralph Machio Has Been Trying To Smash For Months 3. You Can’t Afford To Get Fired Again 4. Your Wife Will Have a Second Bachelorette Party 5. Kids Are Snitches 6. You’d Much Rather Spend a Quiet Night at Home With Taylor 7. You’re Old
The Shower isn’t just for spanking it anymore. https://twitter.com/mashable
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I think my kids are trying to tell me something about Dad working from home.
What Are They Trying to Prove
The moment you realized, Dad likes your sister more than you.