
How Not to
How Not to Be an Average Dad


Youth Sports Report
“This week at my game, my dad got in an argument with the referee. I was on the bench so I could only read lips but I think the Ref said that the movie my Dad wrote Van Wilder, was a piece of ship and that’s why Bryan Reynolds pretends not to get his emails.” […]




Meeting Mama Pressly
How to get a playdate with the funniest mom on Mom in 6 steps. 1. Pretend to get hit by the Amazon truck. 2. Act like you’ve seen a celebrity before. 3. Be cool with her kid. 4. Impress her Nannies with your resume. 5. Make her laugh. 6. Beg your wife to ask Jaime […]


Not Danielson
{Left, Skylar’s Dad. Right, Not Ralph Machio. Even though he’s wearing the Karate Kid starter kit.}

